I had to time travel into the future to get the Galaxy S15 and it was very dangerous but I did it.


  • There's a button that instantly delivers a free pizza to your house
  • It's super fast
  • It has 65536 gigabytes of space
  • The battery is stuck at 99% which means you'll never run out of power


  • The free pizza button is too easy to press accidentally, resulting in excess pizza
  • Only works on 12G which doesn't exist yet
  • The battery is stuck at 99% so you'll want to plug it in but you can't
  • Charger port is useless
  • Doesn't actually really exist