After Tony's attempt at the Galaxy Cheese Pizza turned out kinda bad, Samsung decided to try to make their own. The Samsung Galaxy Cheese Pizza is a new circular smartphone.

Phone specs:

  • Operating System: Android pizza edition
  • Calories: 280
  • Add excitement to your menu with this kid-named product
  • Battery life: 1 year
  • New circular design; separated into "slices" for multitasking apps together
  • Total Fat: 12g
  • Impossible to get a screen protector for
  • RAM: 10 GB
  • 51% whole grain crust
  • Storage: none, it stores your data in literal clouds
  • Protein; 15g
  • CPU: magically becomes whatever the newest high-end server CPU is
  • Has Papa Johns on speed dial and gets you special deals

The biggest downsides are that you look like an idiot when you have a pizza held up to your ear (worse than the N-Gage) and are talking into it so don't try to make calls with the Samsung Galaxy Cheese Pizza. The pizza version of Android is okay but go for the cheese firmware (the pepperoni has issues).

If you can get past the silliness the specs are really great. I'm concerned about the mandatory cloud storage though, I think the NSA can read data from the clouds.